Got to work and found this pinned to the wall :

"Hey guys! I'm gonna be sticking up some greetings we can say to customers on our counter, write down some of your favourite greetings :) YAY! " -Alex

& listed below are what some of my colleagues wrote:

-marry me baby!
- yes, i AM a super model
-is your dad a drug dealer? cause you're dope
-if i touch your leg, does that make us friends? =D
-it'll just be a moment on your food, the bug exterminators are doing their job
-can i have your number?
-haha silly alex, you should've known that no one will take you seriously!